BEFORE WE BEGIN, PLEASE OPEN YOUR WINDOW TO ITS FULL EXTENT. TODAY ON POWER RANGERS ... The Rangers are busy in a treasure hunt. However, Zack finds the last clue under a spotlight and ends up winning the grand prize: an Angel Grove Pamphlet. While the Rangers start to fight, Master Vile sends down N Latimer to destory the Rangers. Thanks to a phony letter by the Red Ranger, the Rangers go on a wildgoose chase -- all except for Tommy. Will White Ranger Tiger Power be enough to destory N Latimer and win the battle? Find out next on the Mighty Morphin Power Ranger Newsletter! WHAT DO WE HAVE TODAY? Today On Power Rangers ... What Do We Have Today? The Online Welcome Mat Hot Off The Presses Ask Max You Can Quote Me On That Trivia Pursuit Special Point Goes To ... How To Get Points Scoreboard Fun and Games: Treasure Hunt Did you know...? The Swimming Poll Funny Bone [funny name here] Joke Column The Grand Prize [New Contest] Quiz Show In The Spotlight Nice To Meet You Help, I need somebody! We Love You, Ron! Sincerely Yours Christmas With the Rangers 365 Days of the Year Power Ranger 2010 The Online MMPR Classified Ads Seeing Stars! MUSIC BOX: White Ranger Tiger Power Missing: MMPR Episode Happy Birthday, Baby! That's All Folks! THE ONLINE WELCOME MAT Welcome to new member, ILvJnyBsch. Her name's Nicole and she's obsessed with JYB -- that's an understatment. Her personal message to the world is "He is so fine!" HOT OFF THE PRESSES! The NP poll is still preempted and I am still accepting mistakes from the shows....but, the first version of "Nobody's Purfict!" is COMPLETED! Everyone (AOL made it so we can attach files to the Internet!) can get a copy. I am done editing and it will be handed out to anyone on AOL who asks for it. BTW, I am also working on a Masked Rider episode guide. You can also get "Fax on MAX" from me. ASK MAX ['Cause Max knows all] Q When is Susie Q coming out? A It's been asked enough times. SJ told me spring of 1996. Q What is an Ohranger costume? --A L Varney A Ohranger is the name of a Sentai show in Japan. Right now, the Ranger suits are from a show called ZyuRangers (White Ranger is from DaiRangers I believe) but in the fourth season, the suits will change. The helmets look kind of like brains so it's distracting -- but, we'll get used to it, huh? Q "Is Zordon and Alpha 5 going to be on PRZ? And, how many Rangers are there going to be?" -- A L Varney A Zordon and Alpha will remain. There will remain 6 but it will be Kat (Pink), Billy (Blue), Aisha (Yellow), Rocky (Red), Adam (Green), and Tommy (Black). Q "Is Rangers In Reverse the series finale for MMPR, as Saban prepares for the changes in Power Rangers Zeo?" A No, but it is the mid-season hiatus. It will be continued in February. Q Was Amy Jo on "I'm Telling!" as a kid? A I'm Telling is a game show by Saban Entertainment, where brother and sisters show how much they know about each other. For all I know, the girl was named Amy Levy, had brown hair, and wanted to be an actress. But, Amy Jo would not give a different last name so this is just a rumor. YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT The first quote was "Ooh la la". The answer I was looking for was Aisha in "A Brush With Destiny", when Kimberly points out her new French stepdad (Ooh la la ... he's kinda cute.) My hint was "Think French!" However, "Ooh la la" was also said by Kimberly in "An Oyster Stew" when Zack told Kimberly and Jason (who was surprisingly working out) that he was taking Angela out to a French restaurant and Kim responds "Ooh la la". Mousy99 and KibaRanger got the Oyster Stew one but with the Think French! hint, also got the Brush one. Either way, they both get credit. The second quote was "Have you ever committed heresy?" Lunette339 sent me this one the Siamese Triplets are ineligible. Anyway, the answer was Skull in "Another Brick in the Wall" right after Skull and Bulk are being taken away by the mayor. Skull asks "Have you ever commited heresy?" She responds "No!" He asks "Do you like to hang out on grassy knolls?" She replies "No!" No one got this right -- including me! TRIVIA PURSUIT Last week's trivia question was "Why DIDN'T Trini's doll get turned into a "nice" monster?" I've had this one before. The answer is "It was all a DREAM so there was no such monster". KibaRanger got this right. And, XxUGKxX mentioned the dreaming in his answer along with a lot of other answers, but I'll give him credit. SPECIAL POINT GOES TO ... Joe Rovang for pointing out a mistake in my 365 Days of the Year column. In June's summary I mentioned Tommy was holding the Sword of Power from "The Power Transfer Part III". Joe mentioned that the Sword of Power was from "The Green Dream" and the Sword of Light was from "The Power Transfer Part III". So, he gets a special point. Not a point, but a *special* point. HOW TO GET POINTS Three new ways to get points: 1. Stump me! Remember this? You e-mail me with your quote/trivia question and see if I get it right? You can get one try during each nl week. 2. Enter the TREASURE HUNT contest. It's not as hard as you think and the first three letters can solve it all for you. Remember, it's the title of a MMPR episode and it's Treasure Hunt related. The winner gets 10 points! 3. Send in an Angel Grove pamphlet. It does not have to be long. Maybe a couple of lines. It DOES have to be creative. If you do that, you get 5 points! SCOREBOARD AmiRee: 1 point br550: 11 points bruce@innovation.com: 3 points c.mikoluff@genie.geis.com: 7 points Freakling: 2 points Herndons: 15 points Hoshiko466: 8 points Jrovang@netcom.com: 6 points KibaRanger: 30 points Ltm4361: 2 points Mesia13: 23 points MooTant: 4 points Patri56297: 2 points PinkRan943: 1 point sbolton@nbnet.nb.ca/Matt H.: 25 points sgraeff@ns.net: 1 point trek@ssnet.com: 1 point trouter@ix.netcom.com: 4 points XSENTAIX: 3 points XxUGKxX: 8 points Now THAT'S a scoreboard! We're going to keep going until the next game comes. That will be in early January 1996. Then, the ten people with the highest scores will get to play! FUN AND GAMES Here are all the clues for the Treasure Hunt so far. The winner(s) will get 15 points. The answer is a treasure hunt related title to a MMPR episode. You guys should have gotten partners: * 1st word/1st letter (A=C) (B=D) (C=E) (D=F) (E=G) (F=H) (G=I) (H=J) (I=K) (J=L) (K=M) (L=N) (M=O) (N=P) (O=Q) (P=R) (Q=S) (R=T) (S=U) (T=V) (U=W) (V=X) (W=Y) (X=Z) (Y=A) (Z=B) [Here's eggs in code so you know which equals which: G I I U (G=E) (I=G) (I=G) (U=S) ] GCV AQWT RKBBC VJG YTQPI YCA, UMWNN -- AQW FYGGD!!! U KU VJG OCIKE NGVVGT!!! Remember, the letter from the code is on the right of the equal sign. For example, G would be E, not I. BTW, the last sentence is the only one important. * 1st word/2nd letter: Cross out every letter that is an even number in the alphabet (b, d, f . . .) Cross out all the vowels. Cross out the last letter. Out of the 7 letters left, cross out the 3rd from the right. Cross out any letter in my initials (MJO) Cross out the letter directly in the middle of the others. Cross out the letter of the first name of Rita and Zedd's henchman. (24 karat) Cross out the letter in the middle. Cross out the one with more than one syllable. The remaining one is the magic letter. * 1st word/3rd letter RITO IS AN AIRHEAD. Cross out everything in the first word except for the letters in the middle. Leave the next two words alone. Cross out every letter in the last word that isn't the beginning of a Ranger's name (Hint: You may have duplicate letters). Now, cross out the letter that doesn't have a "twin". The remaining letter(s) is the third letter in the big puzzle. * 1st word/4th letter Cross out every other letter, starting with F TFHRETFEOHUJRKTDHPLCEDTSTJEYRDIDNNTSHJEUWYONRVDBIXSGAHV. * 1st word/5th letter An E! *1st word/6th letter The 6th letter of the first word is the only letter of the alphabet not in the following phrase: If Alpha buys very wet clothes at the flea market, it is queer that the jealous Dex gets zero. * 1st word/7th letter It's G. * 2nd word/2nd letter Unscramble this: AKTE FOF EHT RTISF INEFTFE ETRELTS FO HET PABEATLH DAN HET ATSL VIEF. KATE FOF HTE URFO NI ETH DILMED NAD KTEA FOF TEH NEO NO TEH FLTE. ETH AGIMENRIN ETRELT SI EHT NEO HWTI HTE CAIGM! NOTE FROM MAX: Although you are missing 5 letters, the first 7 are enough to solve it! So, give it a try! (Hint: it is related to the treasure hunt and a title of a MMPR episode) DID YOU KNOW ... ? -- Power Rangers ZEO was originally supposed to be Power Rangers Z.O. for Zordon's Odyssey. It was changed to ZEO because it read and looked better. -- There are many new sets of PRZ. One in particular is amazing! -- Austin's imposter (He played the back of him) can be seen holding the spotlight in "Forever Friends". Can somebody check for me? -- Catherine Sutherland is from Sydney, Australlia. She originally tried out for Dulcea in the movie and showed up again when Kat was called for. She models, acts, sings, and dances. This is her first big job and she admits to fudging her martial arts knowlege at the auditions. She is scheduled to play the Pink Ranger in the second MMPR movie. And, she's 21. -- "Bloom of Doom" is the easiest episode to get on tape (It's aired the most) and "A Pressing Engagement" is the hardest to get (It's aired the least) -- The majority of the members started watching during the prime time second season premiere or in late 1993/early 1994, when MMPR started getting really popular. Most of the "popular" people got hooked during "Green With Evil". I was one of them. Thanks to Doug for the first two DYK's. Thanks to KibaRanger for the Austin imposter info. And, to JNGJ57C@prodigy.com for the Cat info. THE SWIMMING POLL Here is an update on the polls... POLL 1- FAVE RANGER [From greatest # of points to lowest # of points.] Who is your favorite Ranger? 1. PINK RANGER - 14 points 2. BLUE RANGER and WHITE RANGER- 6 points 3. RED RANGER- 5 points 4. BLACK RANGER and GREEN RANGER- 4 points 5. YELLOW RANGER- 3 points FAVE NON-RANGERS: Who is your favorite non-Ranger? 1. BULK & SKULL-16 points 2. JASON/TRINI/ZACK: 3 points 3. SABA and ZORDON- 2 points 4. ALPHA 5, DRAGONZORD, ERNIE, FINSTER, FROG ZORD, GOLDAR, LORD ZEDD, RICHIE/CURTIS, RITA, WHITE TIGERZORD, SABER-TOOTHED TIGER ZORD and TOR- 1 point POLL 2: WEIRDEST MERCHANDISE With Saban Entertainment getting all this cash, they have been making a lot of weird products? What do you think is the weirdest? Trini and Kimberly Dolls, The Gummy Rangers, Mac n Cheese, ALL OF IT, the Swiss Army Pencil Box, Parachuting Ranger, The Punching Bags, The McDonald zords, the MMPR fruit snacks, Mr. Caplan POG., Micro-Morphin Mini Playsets, Zordon Spin Fighter, Ranger Fruit Drinks and Granola Bars, Popcorn, 3' tall Ranger figures, MMPR oatmeal w/marshmallow lightning bolts, Rita Repulsa Nighlight, bathroom sets, Power Ranger nightlight, Red Ranger's motorcycle bedside lamp, MMPR talking bank, Power Ranger rings, paint set, 7-UP can, MMPR chicklets, Red Ranger Electric Toothbrush, The Pink Ranger makeup and lip gloss kit, White Ranger Blade blaster, MMPR fruit drinks, Girls Deluxe Fitness Set, the Red Ranger Cake Mold, the View Master/3D Reels, and the Viewing Globe POG. --Know what? I think the weirdest merchandise is the coolest. If anyone can get me some of this stuff, tell me!!! POLL 3- NOBODY'S PURFICT! If you're a new member, you've missed a lot of dumb mistakes. Because of old footage, MMPR goofs a lot on the script and stuff. Anything you noticed? I have just received A LOT of Nobody's Purfict. I'm going to run out if I use them all in one issue. I've written a guide called "Nobody's Purfict". You can get it by e-mailing me and asking. Thanks to AOL, Internet members can now get the Nobody's Purfict guide from me too. POLL 4-FAVE MONSTER (In ABC Order) Which monster do you love to hate? 1. EVIL GREEN RANGER- 6 points 2. RITO REVOLTO -- 3 points 3. EVIL ALPHA, EVIL BILLY, GNARLY GNOME, and SCORPINA- 2 points 4. BEAMCASTER, CHUNKY CHICKEN, FANG, IVAN OOZE, MADAME WOE, MONDO THE MAGICIAN, MORDANT, NIMROD, OCTOPHANTOM, PUDGY PIG, PURSEHEAD, ROBOGOAT, SERPENTERA, SNOWMAN. -1 point POLL 5-L.O.L. What do you think is the funniest MMPR episode? 1. THE WEDDING PART I/II- 5 points 2. BEST MAN FOR THE JOB and WILD WEST RANGERS- 4 points 3. ROCKY JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN- 3 points 4. SWITCHING PLACES- 2 points 5. BLUE RANGER GONE BAD, DIFFERENT DRUM, FOUL PLAY IN THE SKY, THE GREAT BOOKALA ESCAPE, MIGHTY MORPHIN MUTANTS, POWER RANGER PUNKS, RETURN OF THE GREEN RANGER, SOMETHING FISHY, STORYBOOK RANGERS- 1 point POLL 6-MUSIC BOX What is your fave song from Ron's album? FAVE MIGHTY RAW SONG: 1. WE NEED A HERO- 10 points 2. FIGHT- 7 points 3. 5-4-1 and ALL OF THEM!- 3 points 4. GO GO POWER RANGERS- 2 points 5. GO GREEN RANGER GO, I WILL WIN and TENGA BYE BYE- 1 point FAVE SOUNDTRACK SONG (In Order of Track): What is your fave song from the MMPRTM soundtrack: 1. AYEYAIYAI (Alpha's Song), CROSS MY LINE and KUNG FU' DANCIN'- 6 points 2. ARE YOU READY?, DREAMS, and SENSURROUND- 4 points 3. GO GO POWER RANGERS- 3 points 4. HIGHER GROUND, THE POWER and TROUBLE- 2 points 5. FREE RIDE and ALL OF THEM!- 1 point POLL 7-REPEAT SEASON If you could only see one episode you haven't seen, which would it be? And, if you have seen every episode, which do you wish would air again? 1. SWITCHING PLACES - 5 points 2. DAY OF THE DUMPSTER, THE POTION NOTION, and A PRESSING ENGAGEMENT - 2 points 3. DIFFERENT DRUM, GUNG HO!, THE GREEN CANDLE [PART I-II], HIGH FIVE, POWER RANGER PUNKS, and RITA'S PITA - 1 point POLL 8- BABEWATCH Which of Billy's girlfriends do you think Billy is best with? [Marge, Tamara, Laura or Violet?] 1. AISHA -- 4 points 2. LAURA -- 3 points 3. MARGE, and VIOLET -- 2 points 4. KAT, TAMARA and TRINI -- 1 point COME ON GUYS! VOTE FOR THIS ONE! We need more than 10 people's opinions! The Herndons are at each others throats about who is the best (literally). So, is it: Marge [Peace, Love, and Woe] Laura [Opposites Attract and Goldar's Vice-Versa] Tamara [A Monster of Global Proportions] Violet [Blue Ranger Gone Bad] Aisha Trini Kat * * * NEW POLL: POLL 9-MUSIC TO MY EARS * * * What's your fave album? 1. THE ALBUM: A ROCK ADVENTURE -- 1 point The choices are: Day of the Dumpster On Fins And Needles Island Of Illusion The White Album Lord Zedd's Holiday Humbug Go Go Power Rangers single The Album: A Rock Adventure The Movie: An Adventure Story FUNNY BONE Why do the Pink and Yellow Rangers always get along? "Why else would they get their paycheck?" --br550@freenet.toronto.on.ca "None of the male Rangers have ever been to a Shopaholic meeting." MAX [funny name here] JOKE COLUMN Welcome again to the joke column. If you'll recall, last time I started an adaptation of Shakespeare's Hamlet with MMPR characters as the actors. Remember, square brackets ([]) were in the original text, curly brackets ({}) are what I added. KING CLAUDIUS: Stay; give me drink. Hamlet, this pearl is thine; Here's to thy health. {The King drinks the wine} Tommy: Okay, here goes. {He drinks the wine and belches like a truck driver} Kimberly: Ew, gross. Tommy: Whoa... {Tommy falls to the ground and gets up soon thereafter} [Trumpets sound, and cannon shot off within] HAMLET: I'll play this bout first; set it by awhile. Come. Adam: Okay, Skull, I'll really get you this time. {Skull runs to Bulk} Skull: Uh, Bulkie, I don't like that look in his eye! Bulk: You numbskull! I'm not supposed to be in this part either! Now Dave's going to have to put me in the credits so he doesn't look like an idiot! {Bulk shoves Skull back to where he was before} [They play {fight, remember?}] {Hamlet hits Laertes} HAMLET: Another hit; what say you? Adam: Skull, it's not right to cheat. I hit you. LAERTES: A touch, a touch, I do confess. {An angel appears on Skull's left shoulder, a devil on his right} Devil Skull: No way! Lie! Lie! Angel Skull: If you lie, it would be bad. Skull: So what? Angel Skull: Er, the script says you're supposed to say yes. Skull: {reclutantly} Awright! KING CLAUDIUS Our son shall win. Tommy: C'mon Adam! You can do it! {Ninjor appears out of nowhere} Ninjor: The power is within you! Tommy: Hey, what are you doing here? Ninjor: If Bulk can get an uncredited cameo, so can I. QUEEN GERTRUDE: He's fat, and scant of breath. Kimberly: Does Adam look a little pudgy to you? QUEEN GERTRUDE: Here, Hamlet, take my napkin, rub thy brows; The queen carouses to thy fortune, Hamlet. Kimberly: Here you go Adam, towel off! {She throws Adam a napkin. Really.} HAMLET: Good madam! Adam: Thanks, Kim. Hey, what this written on here? 'Things to do: Tell Tommy to get his hair cut so we don't look like a lesbian couple...' {Kimberly grabs the napkin back from Adam} Kimberly: Gimmie that! {The Queen is about to drink the wine} KING CLAUDIUS: Gertrude, do not drink. Tommy: Uh, Kim, are you sure you want to drink that? I heard polka music after I took a swig. More to come... THE GRAND PRIZE [NEW CONTEST] Here's the new MMPR online newsletter contest: Design a pamplet for Angel Grove. Everybody wins! Just be creative!!! QUIZ SHOW The quiz show is going to be in early January 1996. I'm hoping it can be done in a chat room so that no one can cheat. We'll see though ... IN THE SPOTLIGHT The spotlight is currently broken. It will be fixed when I get something to put under it. NICE TO MEET YOU SCREEN NAME: N Latimer (Formerly: TheKid10) REAL NAME: Richard Neal Latimer BIRTHDATE: 1/26/84 CURRENT RESIDENCE: Salem, Virginia FAVE MMPR EPISODE(S): "Master Vile and the Metallic Armor Parts I-III" FAVE MMPR EPISODE(S): "It's morphin' time!" --I need your MMPR profiles NOW! Thanks! I'm desperate! ;-) HELP! I NEED SOMEBODY! --Please send in your MMPR profiles NOW! Thanks! I'm desperate! ;-) --I need more MMPR info. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease! Anything! Please! Find an article on the Net. Type up an article you find. Thanks! --If you sent a profile that said your screen name was SuperRanger and that you were from Texas and that you were 14 years old, please e-mail me. WE LOVE YOU, RON! Please send me your address and/or addresses of friends/relatives who want a second MMPR album. The more addresses YOU can get, the better. Please send the addresses to me, piero@cyberverse.com, or to "http://www.cyberverse.com/~piero/raw.html". Remember, the addresses are only to enforce proof of your existence, and will not be given out. Please hurry. We need 300 more signatures by December 31st! And, remember, if a friend or family member enjoys the music too, ask them if you put their address on the peition. Every last person counts! SINCERELY YOURS Did you find the Delphi web site for MMPR? Have you tried to e-mail one of the Rangers, or perhaps one of the villains. Well, DON'T BOTHER! You can say anything -- ask how they look without makeup, compliment them, tell them you're going to blow up their house ... you'll get the same letter everytime! So ... I'll save you the time! I'll post the letters here! Here's the Red Ranger ... From: RED_RANGER@delphi.com Hi, Junior Power Ranger. Thanks for sending me your e-mail. Right now, I'm online at the Angel Grove public library, doing research on a term paper. Maybe you're accessing this Web site from a library, too. I've been collecting tips and hints on using the Web, and I thought I might share some with you. Do you know what the worst thing about fighting Ivan Ooze in our new movie was? Easy: he's so disgusting! I mean, the dude's made out of slime, man! And it doesn't feel nice when you touch slime. Dirty job - but somebody's got to do it. Here's a morphenomonal Web surfin' Power Rangers Net-tip: You can use the Internet to write e-mail to more people than just Power Rangers! For example, to let President Clinton know what you're thinking, use this address: president@whitehouse.gov. Tell him the Power Rangers sent you! It was nice to hear from you. Remember, you can write any Power Ranger - and even some of our enemies - from our Web Site. See you on the Net! Rocky The Red Ranger CHRISTMAS WITH THE RANGERS I'm trying to make a very creative Christmas issue. So, far I have nothing. And, I don't want the Halloween issue thingee (I don't think anyone did). Got any ideas on how I can string all of the Xmas stuff together? Send them my way! Also send your MMPR XMAS poems, recipes, projects -- anything MMPR/XMAS related. I already have one. BTW, so it won't have to be an "After Christmas nl", the holiday issue will come out on Christmas Eve. I have not been to my dad's house in over two years and now I'm going on the 24th. I'll try to send the nl before I go. Why don't you save it and read it during Christmas dinner? ;-P BTW, this newsletter is going to be the premiere of the 3rd season of MMPRNL. (Issue 72 will be the start of the 4th) --Too bad this isn't an XMen nl. We could have a XMen XMas. 365 DAYS OF THE YEAR Wonderfan wrote the article on the Landmark calender since I don't have it yet. Here's his article ... The Landmark 1996 calender is not a bad piece of Power Rangers merchandise for any fan of the show. The pictures are chosen well and they are pretty clear and good quality. The cover of the calendar shows the six Rangers in action poses against a blue background surrounded by a yellow aura. It's very dramatic and eye catching. January's picture is a closeup of Goldar at a control panel. It's an interesting choice, since he is one of the most underappreciated of the Power Ranger's villains. He has been there from the beginning and hates them as much as Rita or Zedd, but he never seems to get any attention. February is a closeup of Rocky, Adam, and Aisha with the others out-of-focus in the background. It is apparently taken from the episode when they first met Zordon because they appear to be in the command center looking up at something. March's picture is of the White, Pink, Blue and Black Rangers standing in the park ready for action. April's picture is of all six Rangers standing in the center of the Command Center's computer array. May's picture is of Tommy in costume but with his mask off. June's picture is a duplicate of the cover but without the yellow aura around the Rangers. July's picture is of Rocky, Adam, and Aisha winning the ninja contest in the first episode they appeared on. August's picture is a closeup of Lord Zedd with several putties in the background. September's picture is Rocky and Adam in the hall at school. October's picture is Tommy in the episode when he was trapped in the graveyard alone fighting all of the old monsters. November's picture is the six Rangers on a hillside facing two monsters. December's picture is the White Ranger by himself with a starlight background. Every month also has a small inset picture of a different monster or opponet the Rangers have faced. The calendar has all of the major holidays, phases of the moon, as well as several holidays from around the world. All in all, it is a good product for fans and well worth the money. It has some good pictures of the characters, which are hard to find. POWER RANGER 2010 zyuray@nyc.pipeline.com (Ray Calderon) suggested a movie about the Power Rangers in the future, with big stars as the Rangers. He asked people to suggest adults to play the Rangers. Here's the results: AerobicLiz came up with this: KAT: Nicole Kidman AISHA: Whitney Houston/Angela Basset ROCKY: Brad Pitt BILLY: Tom Cruise TOMMY: Antonio Banderas ADAM: Dean Cain ZORDON: Charlton Heston VOICE OF ALPHA: David Letterman RITO: Jim Carrey RITA: Rosie O'Donnell RITA'S WARDROBE DESIGNER: Madonna LORD ZEDD: Tim Curry GOLDAR: Sylvester Stallone FINSTER: Robin Williams SQUATT/BABOO: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen BULK: Chris Farley SKULL: David Spade (from Saturday Night Live) MS. APPLEBY: Roseanne KIMBERLY: Demi Moore MR. CAPLAN: Patrick Stewart Lunette339 came up with this in her story "Fall of the Mighty" available in the Thunder Megazine (ask AmiRee@aol.com for more info): TOMMY: Val Kilmet KIMBERLY: Alicia Silverstone BILLY: Kenneth Branagh (from Henry V/Much Ado About Nothing) JASON: David Hasselhoff or Bruce Willis ZACK: Will Smith TRINI: Michelle Pfeiffer ROCKY: Harrison Ford (Or Jerry Lewis... see "Wizard for a Day") ADAM: Dean Cain... or a young Fred Savage. AISHA: Andrea Barbara (Kimmy from Full House) ZORDON: George Peppard ALPHA: Joey Lawrence ("Whoa! I mean, Ay yi yi!") RITA: Elizabeth Taylor GOLDAR: Mr. T ("I pity the fool who takes on the greatest warrior in the world!" LORD ZEDD: Dennis Hopper SKULL: John Travolta BULK: (using Liz's answer:) Chris Farley ZORDS: 'Bots from MST3K (Camot Zord! Gypsy Zord! Tom Servo Zord!) And, Sabba20 thought of this: ZORDON: Gary Owens (from Laugh-In) or James Earl Jones RITO: Drew Carrey or "Chet" from "Weird Science" BABOO: Jaleel White (Urkel) SQUATT: Dustin Diamond (Screech on "Saved By The Bell") ERNIE: John Candy RITA: Roseanne TOMMY: Kevin Sorbo (tv's "Hercules") KIM: Lucy Lawless (tv's "Xena: Warrior Princess") THE ONLINE MMPR CLASSIFIED ADS * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * AD #1: WANTED: The holofoils MMPR:TM cards. The artist would like to see them because Fleer never gave her the finished product. If willing to sell, please e-mail catsue@omni.voicenet.com * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * AD#2: WANTED: Looking for Sweet Valley High fans who can help or give me info. on it because I'm trying to put together a FAQ. Please e-mail br550@freenet.toronto.on.ca * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * AD#3: WANTED: Any and all Johnny Yong Bosch GIFS, JPGs, BMPs, PCXs, TGA's, or TIFs. Please send to ILvJnyBsch@aol.com * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * --Want an ad? Just e-mail marxokman@aol.com and place it. Only $9.99 for a three-issue ad. Just kidding ... ;-) AMAZING STORY: Thank you Classified Ads. I only ate at McDonalds three times a day for two months while trying to get the Goldar POG and even went to L.A. just to try to get the POG. With the help of the classified ads, TommyOliv (James Riggs) sent me the POG!!! "Max's classified ads ....... worked for me!" SEEING STARS! This is one of my new columns where you can check to see if a MMPR cast and/or crew member is appearing near you. It will be cut down in East Coast, West Coast, and Canada. * * * * * WEST COAST * * * * * WHO: Jason Narvy WHAT: "Romeo and Juliet"; Tybalt WHEN: January 12th through the 21st. Around 8:00. Two matinees -- one on the 13th at 2:30 and another on the 21st at 2:00. WHERE: Thousand Oaks Civic Arts Plaza Forum Theatre, in Thousand Oaks, California. HOW MUCH: $18.00 for adults; $10.00 for juniors. WHERE TO BUY TICKETS: At the theater box office or through Ticket Master. The ticket office's hours are Tuesday-Friday, 10 am to 6 pm, and Saturday/Sunday, 12pm to 4pm. Ticket Master's number is (805) 583-8700. The Civic Arts Plaza's number is (805) 449-ARTS. They accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express or cash. DIRECTIONS: The theatre is located at 2100 E. Thousand Oaks Boulevard, between the Hampshire Road and Rancho Road exits off the 101 Freeway (the theatre can actually be seen from the freeway). --Thanks to Terri Ann C. Guingab for giving me the Jason Narvy info. NOTE FROM MAX: I think the theater is close by because the area code is the same (805). Actually, Thousand Oaks is about 45 minutes from my house! Anyone want to meet me there? LeiLani? MUSIC BOX: White Ranger Tiger Power With all these Mighty Raw songs, we need to know the lyrics. Today is "White Ranger Tiger Power". Next time, we'll hear "Morph With The Rangers", "Morphin'". Then, we'll hear "Angela", "Memories", and "Angel". Then, STHJ will take over the column with MMPR:TM music (For the 3rd season of MMPRNL) White Ranger Tiger Power White Ranger Tiger Power White Ranger Tiger Power White Ranger Tiger Power Go White Ranger, Go White Ranger Go White Ranger, Go White Ranger right now White Ranger Tiger Power White Ranger Tiger Power White Ranger Tiger Power White Ranger Tiger Power, Tiger Power, now! --Does anyone know of the hidden messages in these songs? MISSING: MMPR EPISODE Monday: "Rangers In Reverse" * Tuesday: "The Wedding Part I" Wednesday: "The Wedding Part II" Thursday: "The Wedding Part III" Friday: Preempted for Goosebumps (Phantom of the Auditorium) * Saturday: "Fourth Down and Long" MASKED RIDER: "Escape From Edenoi Part I" Monday: "Ninja Quest Part I" Tuesday: "Ninja Quest Part II" Wednesday: "Ninja Quest Part III" Thursday: "Ninja Quest Part IV" Friday: Preempted for Goosebumps (Piano Lessons Can Be Murder) * MASKED RIDER: "Escape From Edenoi Part II" * stands for world premiere HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY! December birthdays are: Dan Krotje/trouter (12/4/77) Lance T. Martin/Ltm4361 (12/12/71) --Is your birthday in December and not listed here? E-mail me and tell me so! THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Next time on the Mighty Morphin Power Ranger Newsletter: Jason David Frank is busy posing in "People" magazine while the others are going on a treasure hunt for cards in Toys R Us. The Rangers go all around Mark's school, where he spots most of them. Anyway, while the fun is going on, Malcom X is sent down to destory the Rangers. So, the Rangers must be Morphin'. But, will JDF return in time to Morph With The Rangers too and save the world from Malcom X and the Children of the Corn 2 (too)? Find out next week on the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Newsletter! That's all for now .... "NINJETTI ............................................. THE DODO BIRD!" Mm__)