Spandex

[Red_Maniac]

COMING SOON

"Spandex"

David Magio was looking for adventure when he joined the Z-Squad in S.P.D... but he now sleeps in the closet, is ridiculed by the other cadets, and is injured everyday. But everything changes when an explosion puts B-Squad and C-Squad in a coma and squads D through Y are killed in a huge firey explosion. Because Birdy is too lazy to send anyone else, and S.P.D from the future are tired of sending reinforcements, SPD has no choice but to train Z-Squad to be the defenders of Earth. Earth is screwed.

Characters:
David wants his mother to be proud of him, but no matter what he does, she is never proud of him, mainly because he hasn't done any good things. David came to SPD for an adventure, but the only adventurous thing that he's done is scrubbing the toilet.

Bang is Boom's overweight brother who is always trying to be a hero, but he has gotten sued 8 times.

Amy is a beautiful and intelligent woman. She is the brains of the group, and Doggie Cruger says that she has the most potencial...even though she has no athletic skills whatsoever.

Kyle is the dim witted and gullible cadet of Z-Squad who will eat anything. He's from a planet called Brrick.

Piggy was a hero when he helped SPD defeat teh Magnificence, and to show their gratitude...they hired him as the janitor. He now lives in a dirty closet with Z-Squad.

Doggie is the Commander of SPD, who was recently divorced. He hates every member of Z-Squad in their own special way and gets drunk every night.

Kat is the Lab Technician for SPD on Earth. She is very afraid the Z-Squad can screw up and is annoyed by them. She can barely sleep at night.

Boom is Kat's assistant. He is starting to hate his job in SPD, and wants to be a movie producer. He's been having strange dreams about being a troblin and yeti.

[Red_Maniac]

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Power Rangers, SPD, the characters Doggie Cruger, Kat Manx, Piggy and Boom. I wish I did, though.

Episode 1: My Miserable First Day

It is 2026. Aliens and Humans live in peace on Earth. Except that 1% of aliens do not, and another 1% cannot read, 0.5% have strange looking ears, 0.4% have green skin and 0.1% are from other Power Ranger seasons. Anyway, for that 1% of EVIL alien, there is S.P.D…and this guy, David Magio. Also, S.P.D forgot about this one evil robot named Elm-0 who is trying to destroy everything that we all know and love.

*Delta Command Base*

David Magio: Well, here I am at Delta Command Base. Why would people live in a megazord with a giant dog head? This is probably the last place I can go for for a job. I used to work at Super Cuts before I cut someone’s ear off, and I worked at a fast food restraunt until I accidentally dropped a cockroach in someone’s drink.

*David sees Doggie Cruger*

David: Is that a lizard or a dog?

Doggie: Ah, what can I do for you, young man?

David: DAVID MAGIO, REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR!

*David does SPD salute, elbowing someone in the stomach*

Doggie: Are you selling something, or what?

David: No, I want to join SPD!

Doggie: Oh. Right then.

David: So, do I have to take a test or something?

Doggie: Huh? Oh, yeah. Uh…do you have rabies?

David: No.

Doggie: Are you a Cyborg?

David: I don’t think so.

Doggie: So you eat human flesh?

David: Not recently.

Doggie: If I made a female your leader, would you follow her in battle?

David: Maybe if she slept with me.

Doggie: …I see a lot of potential in you. I think that you would fit in with Z-Squad. Come and walk with me, Cadet Magio.

David: Score.

*Doggie and David walk around the base*

Doggie: That’s the cafeteria, where the cadets eat and have nice conversations.

Cadet: FOOD FIGHT!

Doggie: That’s the fifth one this week… There’s the rec room where the cadets can “hang out.”

*Cadets are playing video games*

Cadet 1: Hey! No cheat codes!

*Cadet 1 throws controller at Cadet 2’s head*

David: They seem nice.

Doggie: And that’s the holodeck. You can make this room into any room or place you want to.

David: ANY?

Doggie: Yeah, now that I think about it, that’s not a good idea…

*Doggie and David walk outside*

Doggie: Here’s where the cadets train, where they practice their moves, wire-fu and create explosions.

*Doggie and David walk towards a door*

Doggie: And this is where you’re staying.

*Doggie opens a door and David sees a small, dark closet*

David: But this is a closet!

*Doggie pushed David in*

Doggie: Nice meeting you.

*Doggie closes door*

David: Well…this is nice.

*David turns on the light and sees Piggy*

Piggy: HELLO!

David: HOLY CRAP! Who are you?

Piggy: Piggy’s the name, and cleaning’s my game!

David: Piggy…Piggy…I heard about you! Didn’t you help SPD save the world!

Piggy: YES! I did! So they gave me a job here!

David: As a janitor?

Piggy: They’re still mad that I almost helped Gruum TAKE OVER the world.

David: Ah. So, where’s the rest of Z-Squad?

Piggy: In the closet.

David: Isn’t this the closet?

Piggy: No, this is the closet OF the closet.

*Piggy reveals another door and opens it*

David: Whoa.

*David sees a huge room with a swimming pool, water fall, video game consoles, and lots and lots of candy*

Piggy: This isn’t right.

*Piggy turns a switch off and the room is now a small, smelly filthy room with little space and dirty beds*

Piggy: Damn hologram projectors…

David: Well, this looks nicer than the fast food restraunt I used to work in. Now where’s everyone else?

Piggy: Maybe they’re still eating lunch.

*Three people walk in with spaghetti, ketchup and mustard all over them*

Bang: Y-Squad started a food fight…who’s teh n00b?

Piggy: Fellas, this is David.

David: How do you know my name if I never introduced myself?

Piggy: Never mind about that. This is Bang.

David: Bang? As in “I banged a-“

Bang: Shut the hell up.

Piggy: And this is Kyle.

Kyle: Would you like to squeeze the life of a duck?

David:…it’s nice to meet you too.

Piggy: And this is Amy.

*David looks at Amy; a light shines upon her and an angelic choir is heard*

Piggy: Great, even the lights and speaker system are broken.

*Piggy turns lights and speaker off*

Amy: It’s very nice too meet you.

David: Do-do-do you like fast food?

Amy: No. I think that they’re a danger to our health and that they shorten our lives.

David: I like fast food too…

*Doggie walks in*

Doggie: Z-SQUAD! CLEAN UP YOUR MESS IN THE CAFETERIA!

Amy: But that wasn’t us!

Doggie: That’s no excuse!

*Doggie exits and slams the door*

David: What’s with him?

Piggy: He’s just grumpy after he divorced with Isinia. She was mad that Doggie didn’t know that she wasn’t alive even though pretty much everyone in the world knew it.

David: Ah.
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*Later that day in the command center*

*David sees Kat Manx*

David: Hey! Are you a cat?

Kat: *sigh* Uh-huh.

David: Can you meow?

Kat: Me-OW.

David: Can you hiss for me?

Kat: No. Do you want me to scratch you in the face?

David: Sure!
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*Med lab*

*David has many scratches on his face*

David: I didn’t know that she would actually do it!

Amy: What are you, an idiot? Aren’t you used to having aliens around? Have you had any bad experiences with them before?

David: Uh…

*Flashback*

*McDowal’s*

*A four-eyed alien approaches David*

David: May I take your order, si- OMFG!

*David takes someone else’s drink and throws it at the alien; alien punches him in the face*

*End Flashback*

David: …no.

Well, so far, this really sucks. The people, the closet, and crazy cats who scratch you in the face for no reason.
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*Cafeteria during dinner*

Kyle: Wait a minute, those were REAL worms?

*David walks to table*

David: Hey guys.

Kyle: Excuse me, while I throw up.

*Kyle runs away*

David: So…how’s everything?

Amy: I HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE HERE!

*Amy walks away*

David: Uh-huh. So…just wondering…why’d you come here in SPD?

Bang: Well, something bad happened and I called my brother, Boom and he got me here in SPD.

David: What exactly happened?

Bang: I’d rather not talk about it.

David: Come on! Talking will make you feel better!

Bang: All right, fine.

*Flashback*

*The streets of New Tech*

*Bang puts on a mask and cape*

Bang: I am BANG-MAN!

Random guy: Freak.

*Bang sees an old lady getting chased by a robber*

Bang: HALT!

Old lady: Please help me, young man!

Bang: Who’s purse is that?

Old lady: Mine.

Bang: A likely story!

*Bang grabs purse out of her hand*

Bang: Here you go, stranger with a ski mask, rope and gun.

*Bang gives it to robber*

Robber: Thanks!

*End Flashback*

Bang: How was I supposed to know that that was a criminal?

David: You know, now I wish you never told me that.

*B-Squad and Boom sit down with David and Bang*

Sky: Hello, Bang and person-who-I-don’t-know.

Bang: Hey, Sky.

Z (to David): Are you the new Z-Squad cadet?

David: Yup.

Z: How does it feel to be in a squad named after me?

David: It’s not. It’s the last letter of the alphabet.

Z: No one appreciates me anymore…

Syd (slowly and loudly): HOW ARE YOU? WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

David: My name’s David. Why are you talking like that?

Boom: Just ignore them, David.

Bang: Boom, why are you even sitting here?

Boom: JUST BECAUSE I’M DIVERSE DOESN’T MEAN THAT I CAN’T SIT ON THIS FREAKING TABLE! GOSH!

*Boom walks away and knocks someone down*

David: Okay then.

Sky: David, let me give you some advice: If you work really, really, really hard, you’ll be the blue ranger and the red ranger powers will be given to some idiot that just joined who will later leave and YOU will be Red Ranger.

David: I’ll try to remember that.

Bridge: You want some buttery toast?

David: I’d prefer “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.”

Bridge: You sicken me.
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*Later that day in the bathroom*

*Z-Squad is cleaning the toilets*

Amy: Why do I have to be in the boy’s bathroom? It’s smell and dirty…

Kyle: Piggy, why aren’t you helping?

Piggy: I’m supervising.

David: I can’t believe this. This is probably the most adventurous thing I’ve done since I got here. I want to beat cannon fodder up with kung-fu moves!

Bang: Don’t worry! If we work harder for the next few months…or decades, we’ll become Power Rangers! And besides, it’s been very quiet here recently!

*A huge, firey explosion occurs outside*

Bang: Oh.

*Z-Squad and Piggy run outside to see B-Squad and C-Squad unconscious and everyone else dead*

Piggy: I’m not cleaning that up.
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[Red_Maniac]

*Command Center*

Kat: Sir, Cadet Kalish stole every single explosive and blew everything up behind the base outside while the cadets were training, killing everyone there except for B-Squad and C-Squad, who are in comas.

Doggie: Do you know when they’ll wake up?

Kat: I have no idea.

Doggie: So squads D through Y?

Kat: Yes, sir.

Doggie: Even Cadets Sloan and Saban? Damn that Kalish… Have you called for any help? Jack Bauer? The cast of “Heroes?” Superman?

Kat: Well, I got a message from Birdy.

Doggie: What did he say?

Kat: “Screw you.”

Doggie: Drat. How about the future? 2040? 3000?

Kat: Sir, I’ve been to the year 3000. Not much to say, but they live underwater. Oh, and I met your great-great-great-granddaughter.

Doggie: We’re not doing fine. What about Jack Landors?

Kat: He’s still on his honeymoon with Ally.

Doggie: They’ve been on a honeymoon for 5 months!

Kat: Well, there is one more squad that wasn’t in the explosion.

Doggie: Who?

Kat: Z-Squad.

*Bang and Kyle are riding on motorcycles inside the base*

Kyle: YEE-HAW!

Doggie: So the world is in the hands of…them?

*Doggie sees David picking his nose in public*

Kat: I’m afraid so.

Doggie: Excuse me, for a minute.

*Doggie walks outside*

Doggie: WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*Later at the Command Center*

Doggie: Because nearly everyone was killed in a huge, firey explosion, we have no choice but to give you Ranger powers.

David: W00t!

Doggie: Kyle, you always vomit, so you are the Brown Ranger.

Kyle: Is this morpher edible?

Doggie: Amy, no one likes you, so you are the Chartreuse Ranger.

Amy: I wonder if I can save the rainforest now!

Doggie: Bang, you are the Orange Ranger. We were playing “Crash, Boom Bang!” on the DS and said, “What the heck? Let’s make him orange!”

Bang: Eat your heart out, Bam-Bam!

Doggie: And David, we just gave you Maroon Ranger powers because we couldn’t think of any other colors.

David: YEAH!

Doggie: *sigh* Tomorrow, wake up at 0600 hours. We have to shape you dumbasses into shape.

Boom: Do I get a power?

Doggie: No.
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*0559 hours in the closet of Solitude*

*Boom is playing "Reveille"*

David: Five more minutes, mommy.

*Doggie walks in*

Doggie: Get up, you maggots!

David: ALL RIGHT!

*David gets up and hits his head on a lamp*
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*Cafeteria*

Doggie: If you want to be rangers, you have to be in tip-top shape! So do not eat any junk food unless you want to die a horrible and painful death.

*Z-Squad forms a line near the food synthesizer*

*Amy is pressing the buttons and a baseball comes out*

Amy: Uh…Commander? I think that the food synthesizer is broken.

Doggie: Grr…I knew we shouldn’t had made something that we saw in Star Trek. I guess we’ll skip the most important meal of the day and go straight to the training.

David: Wait! I used to work at a fast food restraunt!

Kyle, Amy and Bang: Ugh.

David: I bet I could whip something up!

*56 minutes and 25 seconds later*

David: Here’s my Spinach Chicken Strips!

Amy: Spinach? I’m not really sure…

Boom: Come on! Just try it!

*Boom eats one*

Boom: This is very-

*Boom faints*

Bang: QUICK! Take him to the Med Lab!

Kat: But B-Squad and C-Squad has taken all of the space!

Doggie: Then we have to remove someone out of there. Let’s see, which Ranger is completely useless that no one likes?

*Med Lab*

*Bang and Kat throw Syd out of the window*

Bang: Think she’ll be okay?

Kat: Don’t worry. She landed in the trash can.
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*The training course where the huge, firey explosion occurred*

Doggie: Z-Squad, anyone who wants to be a ranger must pass this obstacle course.

David: Got it!

Doggie: GO!!

*David, Amy, Bang and Kyle start, but they all trip less than a second*

Doggie: Good luck. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be trying to wake up B-Squad and C-Squad by punching them in the face.
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*Elm-0’s base (Not the Magnificence)*

Elm-0: MUAHAHAHA! Now that the only thing standing in my way is the Z-Squad, I can now destroy S.P.D! Erni-3! Build a random MotD!

Erni-3: *sigh* Yes master…
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*Command Center*

Doggie: Kat, why is this happening to us?

Kat: Maybe it’s destiny.

Doggie: BULL CRAP!

*A mud covered Z-Squad enters the command center*

David: Commander! WE DID IT!

*David runs up to Doggie and hugs him, covering him in mud*

Doggie: CADET MAGIO! What are you doing?

David: I saw it in a Disney Channel movie…

Doggie: Get off!

*alarm rings*

Kat: Commander! Elm-0 has sent an MotD in New Tech and it’s destroying empty buildings!

Doggie: Those fiends!

Bang: Should we suit up???

Doggie: NO! I’ll do it! SPD EMERGENCY!

*crickets chirp*

Kat: PRESS THE BUTTON!

Doggie: Oh. SPD, EMERGENCY!

*Doggie morphs and goes to New Tech using his ATV*

Doggie: Stop right there!

*MotD throws giant rock at Doggie, knocking him out*

Kat: Wow, that was fast. I better help him.

*Kat walks to New Tech City and gets there quicker than the ATV*

Kat: SPD, EMERGENCY! SPD KAT RANGER!

*Kat demorphs in six seconds*

Kat: Stupid one hour morpher… Z-Squad, we need your help!

David: RIGHT! ….how do we morph again?

Kat: You say-

*MotD starts owing Kat*

Bang: Say what?

Kyle: Let me try! Emergency! Dekaranger!

David: Oh, come on! It’s not that! ENERGIZE!

Amy: Guys! It’s SPD EMERGENCY!

David: I doubt that.

Amy: Let’s just try it!

Bang: Fine, you’re the smart one…

Z-Squad: SPD, EMERGENCY!

*Rangers morph*

Bang: WHOA! THIS FEELS GOOD!

Kyle: I wonder if I could eat this blaster…

David: Come on! Let’s save Kat!

Amy: And the city!

David: The what?

*Rangers ride on motorcycles and crash right away*

David: Maybe we should just walk…
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*The empty city*

Kat: Where in the world are the rangers?

David: We’re here, Kat!

*David trips and land on his blaster, which accidentally hits the MotD in the head, destroying him*

Kat: You defeated him in less than ten seconds! It’s a new record!

*Doggie wakes up and sees that David has destroyed the MotD*

Doggie: I hope this is a dream…

*Doggie hits himself in the head with the huge rock, knocking him out*
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*Command Center*

Doggie; Well, I hate to admit it, but you guys are heroes. And maybe with some more training, you can be just like B-Squad!

*David is picking his nose again*

Doggie: Or not. Good job, and good luck, rangers. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be smashing weights into my head.

David:

Well, those first two days were wonderful, and horrible. I got Ranger Powers-

David: Let’s morph, guys!

In blackest day or brightest night
Watermelon, cantaloupe, yadda-e-yadda
Erm...superstitious and cowardly lot
With liberty and justice for all!

A new mentor…

Doggie: ISINIA! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?

And even a new friend.

*Piggy is walking around holding a mop on his shoulder*

David: Piggy, can I ask you something?


*Piggy turns around and the mop hits David in the head, causing him to fall down*

Piggy: Hmm…I thought I heard something.

So I might actually like it here! Might. I hope.

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Questions? Comments? Criticism?

[Red_Maniac]

(Note: narrations are in italics)

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Episode 2: My Megazord Ride

Well, besides the horrible first day, the first two weeks have been going great for me. I have new friends, a new job, etcetera, etcetera. But of course, not everything can be perfect.

*Cafeteria*

“Well, the food synthesizer’s busted. It may take a while to repair it.” Kat told everyone in the cafeteria.

“I can’t believe it! It’s 2026, and the technology still sucks!” exclaimed Bang.

“So what do we have to do for food? Do we have to go cannibal?” asked Kyle.

Everyone looked at him in fear.

“Well, it looks like we have to do it the old fashioned way: cooking.” Kat answered.

“Why can’t we go to the supermarket?” Bang asked.

“It’s still closed after you and Kyle led that radioactive monster inside there.” Said Amy.

“Oh yeah…there were so many pretty colors…” said Kyle, staring into space.

It was time for me to be the hero.

“I CAN COOK!” David shouted.

Everyone started to groan.

“David, you’re not making things any better.” Said Amy.

“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.” Piggy said.

I don’t really understand why these guys don’t like my cooking. I mean, so what if Boom fainted. No one cares about him anymore. In the fast food restraunt I used to work at, everyone thought that I was good at cooking. Although, the health inspector closed it down. But still, I was the KING!

“David, are you okay? You were just staring into space for a while.” Amy asked David.

“I was the KING!” David shouted.

“He’s lost it.” Said Amy.

“What is going on in here?” Doggie asked, walking into the cafeteria.

“Commander, do you think you can hire a chef to work here? You know, like that guy who keeps saying, ‘BAM!’” Kyle asked.

“Cadet Dimwitt, do you think that a professional chef would work in this filthy, dirty, transforming, toy-like landfill we call a base with parasites and leeches like you crawling around here, poisoning the minds of children, teenagers, adults and even those who have already had their minds poisoned?” Doggie ranted.

“Well, yeah! Maybe if they get paid a lot.” Kyle said, completely ignoring everything Doggie just said.

“Grr…If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to make a few calls to Birdy and beg him for reinforcements.” Doggie said, walking away.

“Well, can someone else BESIDES David cook?” Kat asked.

“Don’t look at me. I’m not very good with a broom.” Said Amy.

“Amy, brooms are used for cleaning.” Bang said.

“Oh, then no wonder I failed Cooking Class in school.”

“Well, someone has to. Let’s see, Piggy probably shouldn’t do it. I still have horrible memories from his café…” said Kat.

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” Piggy replied.

“Bang, Kyle, how about you guys?” Kat asked.

“I’ll do it!” Bang and Kyle both yelled, simultaneously.

“You know, I’ve been having an idea floating around my head involving combining a hot dog and a hamburger together.” Kyle said.

“Kyle, haven’t you learned that combining things together isn’t good?” Bang said.

*Flashback*

The rangers are getting badly beaten in a battle. They were starting to run out of ideas.

“Hey guys, I met this guy named George in a message board who had a theory that putting a sword in your blaster will make the blast more powerful!” Kyle said, inserting his sword in the barrel of his weapon.

“Kyle, I doubt that that will-“ Bang was interrupted when Kyle pulled the trigger, causing the blaster to explode in his face.

“Wow, Kyle! It does make the blast more powerful!” Amy said in a sarcastic way.

[/b]*End Flashback*[/b]

“I don’t remember that happening. When did that happen?”

“Yesterday.” Replied Bang.

Bang and Kyle continued to argue, to the annoyance of everyone else.

“Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.” Piggy said.

“Hey, what about me?” Boom asked.

“Who are you?” said David.
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*Elm-0’s base that no one in Earth noticed*

“Gah! I’ve sent 12 robots and monsters to destroy New Tech City, and they all failed!” whined Elm-0.

“You’re an evil villain. Get used to it.” Said Erni-3, in an exhausted way.

“Shut up!”

“Yes sir.”

“I’m just going to go to the internet to get some inspiration.” Elm-0 said, walking to the computer. He turned it on and went to a message board.

“Hey look, Gruum has a new book!”

“He had an old book?”

“Shut up, Erni-3! It’s called, Things to Watch out for When You’re Trying to Take Out Spandex-wearing Teenage Superheroes to Take Over the Earth, and then The Galaxy! I must have it! Erni-3, send General N00dle to Earth to buy the book!”

“Sorry, sir. But he’s still on vacation.”

“What about General N00dle’s brother, General N00dle?”

“Also on vacation.”

“Crap.”

“Maybe I can assist you.” Said a mysterious robot, who appeared out of nowhere behind Elm-0.

“HOLY JUMPING LORD ZEDD ON A POGO STICK! Who are you?” Elm-0 exclaimed.

“I am Ber-7, a teleporting robot.” He said.

“I’ll get more tea…” Erni-3 said, sighing and walking away.
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*Meanwhile, at the Delta Base…*

Kat and Doggie were teaching us about something that we kinda didn’t think about….or know about.

“Okay, objects of my current scorn. You can morph, fight and use weapons. Although, Cadet Dimwitt can’t use weapons properly, Cadet Sandy can’t fight, Bang, who’s last name I don’t know broke his, morpher four times, and Cadet Magio never pays attention.” Said Doggie.

“Huh?” said David, who was just daydreaming about eating chicken. Doggie just sighed and didn’t reply.

“But there’s still one more thing that you have to know about: Zords.” Doggie told the cadets, who were sitting down on very small chairs and desks.

“Zords? You mean those giant robot thingys?” Amy said, while looking around and making a very stupid face.

“Chicks dig giant robots!” Bang exclaimed.

“Ya-huh. So you guys must learn how to drive them before that evil robot who’s name escapes me figures out that he can make his monsters and robots grow to a huge size, and will then destroy everything that we know and love. Any questions?” Doggie said.

“Yeah. How do we actually drive them?” Asked David.

“Uh…I never really thought of that. I haven’t driven a zord since…the divorce.”

*Flashback*

A depressed and drunk Doggie Cruger walked into the control room for the Delta Command Megazord. He turned everything wrong and the base started to transform into a megazord. Unfortunately, there was no warning, so everyone in the building was going up and down the building.

"Blow that man down…blow the man down…yo-ho-ho and a bottle of juice…something, something…”Doggie sang, while everyone in the building was getting badly injured.

After a while, the megazord fell down and landed on a building.

*end Flashback*

“And there was also the time when SYD was drunk, and I had to take her place.” Doggie said, forgetting about everything else.

“Uh, you guys can just go while Commander Cruger is having various flashbacks.” Kat told Z-Squad.

Z-Squad walked out of the room, and slipped on the floor that Piggy was mopping.

“Piggy! Can you put a ‘Wet Floor’ sign there or something?” David asked angrily.

“It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.” Piggy said.
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*Z-Squad Closet*

“Well, Bang and Kyle are having their big chef showdown. Wanna go to the bookstore?” Amy asked David.

“Well, I have nothing else to do. Ah, what the heck. Let’s go!” answered David.
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[Red_Maniac]

*Barney & Noblet Booksellers*

The treacherous, teleporting Ber-7 entered the bookstore wearing a coat, a hat and a fake mustache.

“Uh, excuse me, but where can I find Things to Watch out for When You’re Trying to Take Out Spandex-wearing Teenage Superheroes to Take Over the Earth, and then The Galaxy?” he asked.

“Oh, it’s over there in the “Evil Villains” section.” The clerk answered.

Ber-7 walked over to said section.

“Let’s see, Cooking with Bansheera, How Not to Get Headaches Every Five Minutes, Why Evil and Comedy Don’t Mix, Evil Eye for the Bad Guy… where is that book?”

Suddenly, Ber-7 saw a seven-year-old boy reading it.

“And you take the leader’s wife to be your slave?” he read.

“Give me that!” the robot shouted, grabbing the book out of his hands.

He started to make his way towards the exit, but was quickly stopped by the clerk.

“Sir, you have to pay for that!” he demanded.

“Oh, sure. Let me get me get my- HY-YAH!” Ber-7 said, karate chopping his neck, knocking him out. Everyone in the store was looking at him.

“Uh, you never saw that.” Said Ber-7. Everyone went on and pretended that absolutely nothing happened. He walked out of the store, but just as he did, David and Amy, who were walking to the bookstore spotted them.

“HEY!” David shouted at him. Ber-7 started to walk faster, and David and Amy chased him.

“HEY! COME BACK HERE!” David shouted, as he finally caught up.

“Ah, so you’ve finally figured out my plot!” Ber-7 said.

“Huh?”

“So you knew that I stole this book from the bookstore so Elm-0 can get some advice on how to defeat the world’s greatest warriors, the Power Rangers so he can take over this pathetic planet with inferior organisms, and robots will rule the universe!”

“Dude, you dropped a quarter and I was going to give it back to you, but since you confessed…” David tried to punch Ber-7, but he teleported.

“Honey, the circus is back in town. Get the children! We’re going back to Canada!” said one passerby.

“What was that? Where is he?” Amy asked.

“Uh…there!” David said, who saw a man wearing the same coat and hat walking away.

“Amy?”

“I’m on it!” said Amy, who ran off, but tripped.

“I’ll get him.” Said David. The person in the coat and hat didn’t hear David, who then tackled him into the ground.

“Ah ha! I got you, you…homeless man?”

“I knew that no good would come from you punks! Police! Police!” the homeless man shouted.

“Oh, come on! What kind of villain gives his clothes to a homeless man?” David asked, as police officers were tackling him.

“Why do we need police officers when here’s S.P.D?” David asked.

While many, many confusing things were happening to me, things weren’t going very well back at the base. Well, things weren’t going well for everybody except for Bang and Kyle.

“Okay, guys. You each have less than half an hour to make meals for each of us. You can use anything in the kitchen! Now shake hands!” Boom instructed. Kyle and Bang squeezed each other’s hands.

“And…BEGIN!”

Kyle put on his apron, which had the words, “Kiss the Cook.”

“Is that your mom’s?” Bang asked.

“No, it’s my brothers.” The two began to cook like they were on theFood Network.

And after all of the confusion at the police station, where they recommended that we go to an asylum, they let Amy and I go, where we reported everything that happened to Commander Cruger.

“So it was a teleporting robot? Interesting. Our paths have crossed before.” Said Doggie.

“Really?” said Amy.

“No, I just like saying that to make it sound cooler. You know, like we have a grudge against other. Anyway, just describe his appearance to us so S.O.P.H.I.E here can do that things where you draw a picture of him to find the criminal.”

“…excuse us for one second.” David said, pulling Amy away. “Do you remember what that robot looked like?”

“No, he had a hat and a coat.”

“Then what are we supposed to do?”

“I don’t know! Just make it up! We don’t want to look like idiots to Commander Cruger!”

“I think it’s already to late for that.”

“Just go!”

*A few minutes later…*

“Is this what it looked like?” asked S.O.P.H.I.E, showing them the drawing.

“OH MY GOODNESS!” exclaimed David, who saw a picture of an orange robot with a Dumbeldore-like beard, an eye patch, red eyes, and an evil smirk. “Yeah…that’s him…Amy, let’s go see how Kyle and Bang are doing. Now.”

*Cafeteria*

Bang and Kyle are wrapping up, and serving the food to everyone while David and Amy walked in.

“David! Amy! You’re just in time to try my Soylent Green!” said Bang, showing them plates with green cubes on them.

“You guys should try my Ham-Hot-Burger-Dog!” said Kyle, showing them plates with sausages in buns, along with lettuce, tomatoes, mustard and ketchup.

Kyle gave his food to Doggie, Amy and Boom, and Bang gave his to David, Kat and Piggy. They took their first bite, and…


…they spit it out and nearly choked.

“Well, it’s official. Everyone here are horrible cooks.” Said Doggie.

“Genius is born--not paid.” Said Piggy.
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*Elm-0’s World*

“You have done well, Ber-7. Now, it says here that you should make you’re monster and/or robot grow or have it drive a huge, useless robot to scare everyone in the city, getting the Rangers’ attention. DON’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE CITY. Only focus on the Rangers! This book is great! Ber-7, go steal some giant robot and get out there!” said Elm-0.

“I already have, my liege.” Said Ber-7.

“Oh, you’re good. GO, GO, GO!”

“Yes, my liege.” Said Ber-7, who went on some giant robot that appeared out of nowhere.

“I like the sound of that. ERNI-3! Why don’t you call me that?”

Erni-3 sighed, and said “Okay, ‘my liege.’”
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“Oh, come on! My soylent green wasn’t that bad!”

“Bang, it tasted like people.” Said Amy.

“Attention: CODE 4414!” S.O.P.H.I.E said in the intercom.

“We’re being attacked by evil wilderbeasts?” said Amy.

“Oh, sorry. Attention: CODE 444!” S.O.P.H.I.E said, correcting herself.

“Oh, a random giant robot coming out of nowhere. Nice.” Said Bang.

“RANGERS! The time has come to ride on your zords!” said Doggie.

“Uh, Commander? The Delta Runners are still under repair, and we just washed the S.W.A.T Flyers.” Said Kat.

“Then what do they ride on?” Doggie said.

“Well, we just found the Zeo zords in the middle of nowhere. They can use those.”

“But how do you drive them?” asked Kyle.

“I have no idea. Just keep on pressing buttons until something happens.” Said Kat.

“GO, GO, GO!” said Doggie.

“But wait, there are five zords, and four of us!” Amy said.

“Hey, I’ll drive the last one!” said Boom.

“Sure, it’s your funeral.” Said Doggie.

“Huh?”

“Nothing, Boom. Nothing.”

The rangers (and Boom) morphed (except for Boom), and went into the zords.

“Hey, what does this do?” Amy said, pressing a button.

I’ll spread my wings when I learn how to fly-[/]

“AH!” Amy screamed, smashing the controls. “That is NOT a nice stereo.”
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“Rangers, where are you?” Ber-7 said in his giant robot.

“We’re here, ‘whatever your name is!’ Let’s combine!” said David. The five zords were ready to combine, but instead, they all crashed into each other. Luckily, the zords were not badly damaged.

“Oh, come on! It looked easier on TV!” said David, angrily.

“I’m going to die…” said Amy.

“Ha ha ha! These are the defenders of Earth?” said Ber-7.

“I know what you mean…” Doggie said, watching the battle from the Delta Command Base.

“OK…let’s really combine this time!” The zords came together and…slowly combined into a megazord.

“YEAH!” shouted Boom. Ber-7’s giant robot punched the Zeo megazord, causing a beam to fall down on Boom’s head, knocking him out cold.

“Bro? You okay?” Bang asked.

“I like cereal…” said Boom.

“Let’s go!” David said, as the megazord…slowly wobbled toward Ber-7.

“TAKE THIS!” David said, as the Zeo Megazord tried to punch the robot, but missed and hit a building.

“Good thing only one person was in that building!” said Kyle.

“David, let’s try something else!” said Amy.

“Like what?”

“Like this!” Amy said, controlling the megazord so it ripped the cockpit out of the robot.

“I’M OUT OF HERE!” Ber-7 said, teleporting out as the giant robot landed on another building.

“Wow. He hates empty buildings.” Said Kyle.

“I don’t know why all of the past Rangers never thought of that.” Said David, amazed. “How’d you know where the cockpit was?”

“There was a huge sign that said ‘Cockpit.’”

“Hehehe. COCKpit…” said Bang.

[I]So this whole experience gave us new things and old things. Old ways of fixing things-

“Gah, I still can’t fix this food synthesizer!” yelled Kat.

“Here’s your problem.” Said Boom, plugging the food synthesizer in. It turned on, and when Kat opened it, there was a turkey.

“I feel like an idiot.”

New questions-

“I’m so glad we beat that guy.” David said to Amy.

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” Said Piggy.

“Why have you been quoting Oscar Wilde all day?” Amy asked.

“Why am I NOT?” said Piggy.

David and Amy turned around and walked away.

New revelations-

“Hmm, it says here that one of your ‘allies’ may betray you. Erni-3, would you ever betray me?”

“No, sir. I want to, though.”

“What”

“Nothing.”

And old memories.

Doggie walks into the cockpit for the Delta Command Base.

“Just one more time.” Doggie hit a button and the base transformed into a megazord.

“Hmm…I should’ve warned everyone at first. Oh well, they won’t mind.” Said Doggie, piloting the megazord while everyone in the base was going up, down, back and forth.

[Red_Maniac]

Upcoming episodes:

#3: My First Date
Z-Squad finally moves out of the closet and get their own rooms, leaving Piggy alone, who throws a huge party. Z-Squad is having an arguement on who is the leader, and Amy agrees to go on a date with David.

#4: My Space Ride
Reinforcements from space comes to assist Elm-0 in his quest for world domination, which leads to a wild goose chase through the galaxy. Also, Z-Squad discovers their completely useless genetic powers.

#5: His Turn
Volunteers come to S.P.D to help after Squads D through Y dies in the first episode, and It's up to Doggie and the Z-Squad to train them. Bang is having a little trouble keeping his trainees in line.

#6: My Island
While Z-Squad is patrolling the skies, their zords are shot out of the sky, leaving David and Amy stranded on an island. Their morphers are nowhere to be found and their zords are damaged. Both of them start going mad.

#7: My Biggest Fan
David begins to notice that most of Z-Squad's fans are little kids, and he starts to relize that they look up to him as a role model, until his actions gets a 9-year old into the hospital.

[Red_Maniac]

I'm going to try to have the third episode by Friday.

I've been a little busy because we have to write a play for Drama class. The teacher really liked it, but I still have to revise it.

[Red_Maniac]

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Episode 3: My First Date

It’s been a few days since our first megazord ride. I got to learn a little more about my fellow Rangers, and I think that I’ve changed a lot. I already feel like one of them. But one thing that I’ve observed is that if you spend to much time with your co-workers, there’s a possibility that you can get to attached to them.

And by them, I mean Amy. I don’t know why, but i…well, it’s hard to describe. I’ve been trying to ask her out for a while, but she’s either too busy or not paying attention. I needed to let this out. But to who?

*Cafeteria*

The four members of Z-Squad were eating breakfast, when David “accidentally” spilled water on the table, the floor, and Amy.

“David! Be careful!” said Amy.

“Sorry!”

“Well, don’t just sit there! Get some napkins, or something!” said Amy

“Sorry, can’t hear you.” Replied David.

“’I’ll just get them myself…”said a distressed Amy, walking away.

“All right guys, I just need to let this out!” David said to Kyle and Bag, startling them.

“About Amy-“

“You want to ask her out on a date but you can’t because wither you’re too scared or Amy isn’t listening.” Said Bang.

“How did you know that?” asked David.

“Well, isn’t it obvious?” said Bang.

*Flashback*

The Rangers are in a commercial plane, trying to stop one of Elm-0’s robots from stealing it. Kyle was defending the passengers, Bang was assisting the pilots while David and Amy were fighting the robot.

“Hey Amy, would you like to go out for dinner sometime?” David asked while fighting the robot. Unfortunately, the sound of the plane was drowning out his voice.

“What was that?” Amy asked.

“I said, would you like-“

The plane landed and came to an abrupt stop, sending David to the windshield and the robot on to David.

“Never mind…” groaned David.

*End flashback*

“So you guys are saying that I should ask her at the right time?” said David.

Amy came back to the table with napkins.

“Here they are. Why don’t YOU wipe the floor and table, David?”

David stood up.

“Uh, Amy, I just wanted to ask…uh…can you…can I have one napkin? I need to blow my nose…OVER THERE!” David said, grabbing a napkin and running away.

“What was that about?” Amy asked.

Kyle and Bang pretended like she never said anything and kept on eating.

“I can never get any answers around this place…”
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*Later that day*

David, Bang and Kyle are walking in the hallway, each with their own box filled with their possessions.

Since most of the rooms are empty, Commander is finally letting us get our own rooms. But, none of them have chosen yet, which was a huge problem.

The three were walking down in the hallway, when Boom walked into them, carrying a boom box.

“Hey guys, I got a new boom box!” Boom said.

“So, it’s a Boom boom box?” Kyle said, who started to laugh at his own bad joke, causing everyone to be silent.

“I’m doing an experiment. I think that any song can match any situation that is happening in real life!” Boom said in a joyful way. Unfortunately, no one gave a crap, so they just walked away. “Wait! I got the ‘Essential Bob Dylan’ with 12 of his best songs on 13 CDs!” Boom said.

David, Kyle and Bang approached a huge, big room with a wonderful view. But who would get this room?

“I’M GETTING THIS ROOM!” the three said simultaneously. They all looked at each other.

“Well, I think that the leader should get the nice room.” Said Bang. The three entered the room.

“Wait, who is the leader?” Kyle asked.

“Well, it should be me! I was the first one to beat a Monster of the Day!” David proudly said.

“Well, that was an accident! I think I’m the leader!” said Bang.

“But I was the first one here!” said Kyle.

“You idiot! That was me!” said Bang.

Amy walked over to them.

“Guys, what’s going on?” she asked.

Oh, great, Amy’s here. Okay, I can do this. Just ask her. Just take a few steps forward…

David took a few steps back.

“Amy, aren’t I’M the leader of Z-Squad?” asked Bang.

“You must be delusional. I think I should be the leader.” Said Amy.

I can’t do this. I’ll just keep on walking backwards and maybe they won’t notice me…

David started to walk faster.

“Oh yeah? Well, I’m the smartest one!” said Kyle. Amy and Bang just laughed at him.

“I’M SMARTERER THAN ANY OF YOU!” screamed Kyle.

Boom walked by with his boom box and started playing the song, “Why Can’t We Be Friends?”

David started sprinting in the hallway until Piggy came out of nowhere.

“Whoa there, compadre! And just where are you going?” Piggy asked.

“Piggy, this place is going crazy!”

“Do you really mean that, or are you just using that as an excuse? Are you afraid of something, or someone or doing something?”

“Well, who asked you?”

“I asked myself, and I want an answer!”

“That doesn’t make sense at all? And what are you doing?” David asked, who just noticed that Piggy was wearing nice clothes and sunglasses.

“Well, since you guys moved out, I have the closet all to myself, and I’m throwing a party! Want to come?”

“That depends. Will it get me away from Amy- I mean, a certain person?”

“Yup. I’m inviting all of the scum and villainy from around the galaxy!”

“Is that a smart thing to do in the Delta Command Base?”

“I’ll just tell the Commander that they’re my ‘Janitorial Interns.’”

“Your what?”
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After the pointless argument ended, or at least slowed down, everything went better. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the butterflies were flying…indoors, and R.I.C was chasing them, and caused multiple injuries and accidents. Ah, yes. Everything was perfect, peaceful, and quiet. For two minutes.

While David was thinking, the other three members of Z-Squad pulled him and they walked over to Doggie, who was enjoying the day until they came to him.

“What do you people WANT from me?” Doggie screamed at them.

“Commander, who is the leader of Z-Squad?” Amy asked.

“Hmm…let’s see… Einee-Minee-Miney-Mo-“

“Commander, can you actually choose?” Bang asked.

“Fine. It’s not Cadet Dimwitt, because he’s-“

Kyle was eating newspaper while Doggie was making his decision, oblivious to what was happening.

“-he’s himself. It’s not Bang, who’s-last-name-I-don’t-know because, well, I just hate your guts-“ Doggie said to Bang, while he started crying.

Meanwhile, Boom was walking around with his boom box playing “You Know My Name.”

“-and Cadet Sandy, I’ve met 2-year olds who are more physically fit than you.” Doggie told Amy.

“What? That’s just exaggerating. Also, I’m the smartest person in Z-Squad!” Said Amy.

“You can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?” asked Doggie.

“Oh, I can walk the walk.” Said Amy while walking. She bumped into Kat, who spilled coffee on S.O.P.H.I.E.

“YOU STUPID BIT-“ S.O.P.H.I.E said before shutting down.

“I can fix that!” Kat said, carrying S.O.P.H.I.E away like she was just an ordinary household tool.

“Whoops.” Said Amy.

Which only leaves me!

“Which only leaves Cadet Magio. I hate to admit it, but he has made the least number of mistakes around here. Congratulations, Cadet Magio.” Said Doggie.

“What? But he’s only been here for less than a month!” Bang complained.

“Oh, I’m sorry Cadet What’s-Your-Face! Do YOU want to be leader?” asked Doggie.

“YES!”

“Too bad! That’s life!” Doggie shouted while stomping away.

“HA! IN YOUR FACE!” David said to a shocked Bang.

“You know, I learned that paper tastes SO much better than plastic.” Kyle randomly said.
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While I was happy of my new position, I also felt sorry for the others. Well, maybe not Kyle. He never knows what’s going on. You can be standing in front of him and threaten him with a blaster, and he wouldn’t pay attention. But I was more concerned about Amy and me, and if it would affect us in any way.

*Amy’s new, but not as big dorm room*

Amy is lying down on her bed, looking at a picture of her as an infant with her dad, who was in a Red S.P.D suit. David knocked on her door.

“Who is it?”

“It’s me, David.”

“Come in.” The door opened and David walked inside.

“So…Amy…are you okay?” David asked.

“What do you mean?”

“You know, about me being leader.”

“Oh, yeah. That’s all right with me.”

“Really?”

“Yeah. Although, I did want to be like my dad.”

David took a look at the picture.

“Is that Wes?” he asked.

“No, the suit just looks very similar. His name was David. Hmm…I never noticed that…”

“What?”

“That you two have the same first name. “

“Really? What a coincidence. What happened to him?”

There was a long silence.

“He was the leader of A-Squad. My father died in battle. The other rangers were injured and couldn’t fight, and my dad sacrificed his life to save the city, the base, and the rangers.”

“Oh. I’m sorry to hear that. But seriously, I thought that Commander would make you leader. You seem more experienced and more intelligent. If you want to, I can just tell Commander-“

“No, David. That’s okay. You’d make a good leader.” Said Amy.

“You really think that?”

Amy nodded.

Okay, just ask her. Do it, do it, do it, do it.

“Uh, Amy, I know that this is completely irrelevant…but would you like to…you know…watch a movie are something like that with me tonight?”

Amy answered right away. “I’d love to!”

Oh, thank goodness.

“Okay! So, I’ll…see you later!” David said, walking out of her room. Right when he left, David started celebrating.

[Red_Maniac]

But a few seconds later, ropes fell from the ceiling, and various monsters and creatures climbed down from them.

“What the hell?” David asked. One of the guys who climbed down was Piggy.

“All right, so far, so good! To the closet!” Piggy said, before noticing David. “It’s SPD! Quick, if we don’t move, he can’t see us!” Piggy told everyone.

“Piggy, what is this?” David asked him.

“Remember that party I told you about earlier today?”

“No, I wasn’t paying attention. I’m telling the Commander.” David said, walking away.

“WAIT!” Piggy ran to David and took out a ten dollar bill. “You never saw anything.”

“Deal.”
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*Elm-0’s world*

Elm-0 was taking an oil bath while reading Emperor Gruum’s book, with Erni-3 scrubbing him.

“Sir, is it smart to read while taking a bath?” Erni-3 asked.

“Erni-3, I’m an evil villain. I can do anything I want to.” Said Elm-0.

“Like when you put snakes in the toilet?”

“Shut up, Erni-3!” scolded Elm-0.

“Yes, sir.”

“Now, it says hear to send as many robots as possible to tire the Rangers. BER-7!” called Elm-0.

“He’s still here?”

‘Ber-7 has been more useful than you.”

“But you never make me do anything useful!”

“You’re giving me a bath. Isn’t that useful enough?”

Ber-7 teleported right in front of Elm-0.

“Dear lord! Warn me first, master!” said a disturbed Ber-7.

“Sorry about that. Ber-7, I want you to find as many robots and/or monsters as possible and send them to Earth!” commanded Elm-0.

“Does three count as ‘many?’” asked Ber-7.

“Yes.”

“Then consider it already done!”

“See, Erni-3? He’s ALWAYS prepared!” Elm-0 told his servant. Erni-3 groaned and started mumbling.

“Go now, Ber-7!”

“Yes, my liege.” Ber-7 said, teleporting out.

“Now Erni-3, massage my metallic back!”

“Yes, my liege….” Said a bored Erni-3.
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Later that night, Amy and I went to see a biographical movie called “Tommy Oliver: The Makings of A Man.”

*The New Tech Holo-Movie Theater*

Amy and David arrived late to the theater so they didn’t have to see the boring previews. Right when they walked in, the screen had big, huge words that said:

A WALT DISNEY PICTURE PRODUCED BY BRUCE KALISH JR.

“You know, maybe we should watch a different movie.” Said David.

“Oh, come on! Any movie about Power Ranger history must be good!” Amy told David. The two took their seats and the movie began.

Please set all communication devises to ‘Silent,’ including phones and morphers.”

“Oh, I almost forgot.” David said, putting his morpher to “Vibrate.”

“This holo-movie is about the story of Dr. Tommy Oliver, the Power Ranger, Racecar Driver, Paleontologist and Ass-Kicker. He was the Green Ranger, White Ranger, Red Zeo Ranger and Black Dino Ranger.” The narrator in the movie said.

“What about the Red Turbo Ranger?” said Amy.

“Contrary to popular belief, Tommy was never the Red Ter-boh Ranger. That was actually T.J Johnson.” said the narrator.

“THIS MOVIE SUCKS!” shouted Amy.

“Shut up down there!” one audience member said.
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*The Closet Formerly Known as the Z-Squad Closet*

Piggy and Boom were in the closet, throwing a party. Unfortunately, it wasn’t as great as Piggy first imagined it. It was crowded, and all everyone was doing was staring at the wall.

“Uh, Boom? Can you try to LIVEN up this party more?” Piggy asked.

“No problem!” Boom put a CD in his boom box and played it.

The roof,
The roof,
The roof is on fire!
We don’t need no water!
LET IT BURN!

“The roof is on fire?” one Tenga said. Everyone started panicking.

“These people haven’t spent enough time on Earth…” said Piggy.
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*Command Center*

“And that, commander, is BUTTER!” Kyle said to Doggie, as he started gagging.

The alarm started to ring, and Doggie, Bang and Kyle saw an image of a purple robot with giant hammers as hands.

“Oh, thank goodness. Bang, Kyle, you know what to do!”

“RIGHT!” Bang and Kyle said, getting onto their vehicles.
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Meanwhile, in the theater, David and Amy were being forced to watch a completely inaccurate movie. Trini had shorter hair, Billy looked more like a punk than geek, Jason was fat, Zack had no hands and Kimberly had no face. Then, David tried “The Move.”

David yawned, raised his arms and put his right arm around her. Unfortunately, it wasn’t Amy.

“What are you doing?” The woman next to David said, slapping him in the face. She moved to the other side of the room. Amy was on David’s left side. But, she didn’t pay attention to what happened. She was watching the movie and acting like she was on “Mystery Science Theater 3000.” And yet, she loved hating the movie.

“Maybe I should be a movie critic instead…” said Amy.

Bang tried calling David and Amy. Their morphers started virating.

NO! Not now! I want Amy to have a good time, but I have to help the others!

Before Amy even noticed that it was vibrating, David put his hand in her pocket, got her morpher and threw it back, hitting someone in the head.

And I thought that Kyle never pays attention…

“DAVID! What was that?” Amy asked, furiously.

“Uh…there was a grenade in your pocket! Uh, the guy who shouted at you earlier put it there!” After hearing that, Amy ran up and started beating that guy up while the movie was still going on.

For a braniac, she’s pretty gullible…

David ran out of the theater.
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*The Ghost Town Known as New Tech*

David caught up with Bang and Kyle.

“All right, guys! Let’s morph!” said Bang.

“Hey, I’m the leader! All right, guys! Let’s morph!” said David. Bang sighed.

“SPD, Emergency!”

“Negative 3, Brown!” said Kyle.

“Negative 2, Orange!” said Bang.

“Negative 1, Maroon!: said David.

“POWER RANGERS!”

A huge explosion occurred behind them, destroying a building.

“You know, next time let’s not do that in front of a building.” Suggested David.

The robot fell asleep during the roll call.

“Huh? What happened?” the robot said, waking up.

“This is the part when you attack us.” Said Bang.

“Oh, right.” The hammer-hand robot started banging on the ground, causing earthquakes. The rangers fell down to the ground.

“What should we do now, oh great and powerful leader?” Bang said in a sarcastic way.

“Kat, send the zords!” said David.

“Huh?” Bang, Kyle and Kat said.

“Just do it!”

The Zeo zords came and ran the robot over, destroying him.

“I could’ve thought of that…” said Bang, angrily.
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*Janitor’s Closet within the Closet*

After a while, things started to get better in the party. They were actually partying. But there was one problem.

“Piggy, how is everyone going to get out?” asked Boom. There were way too many people inside.

“Well, maybe if everyone jumps, then the floor would collapse and everyone can leave!” Piggy said.

To everyone’s surprise, Doggie opened the door and saw Piggy, Boom and many monsters dancing.

“PIGGY! What is going on?” Doggie demanded.

Right when the door opened, everyone in the room besides Boom and Piggy froze like statues.

“Well, uh, I’ve always been interested in taxidermy and, well, since I have the space now-“

“Piggy, what is this?” Doggie asked, interrupting Piggy.

“Uh, Commander, I think it’s a good idea if you don’t walk in the room.” Said Boom.

“And why would that be?” Doggie took one step inside and the floor collapse.

Meanwhile, in the floor below, Kat is fixing S.O.P.H.I.E in her lab when the ceiling collapsed. All of the monsters panicked and ran out and Kat turned around.

“I can fix that.” She said calmly.
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*Lobby Area*

An out of breath David runs inside when Amy sees him.

“David, where were you?” she asked.

“I…got a drink! The line was so long.”

“I saw it…and you weren’t there.”

“…that’s right! That’s why I…went across the street to get one!” said David.

“Okay, so where is it?”

“I…lost it.”

“So you went across the street to get a drink and you lost it right away.”

“You know, let’s just go back and watch the movie.” Said David, walking Amy into the theater. When they walked in, everyone in the audience started to move away from them.

“See? Everyone was nice enough to let us sit down somewhere!” said David. Amy and David sat down in the back.

“We thought that it would be unnecessary to tell you useless teenagers with attitude about the White Ranger powers. And now…the WHITE RANGER!” said Zordon in the movie.

“ALL HAIR JEEBUS!” said the five Rangers.

“This movie is so bad, it’s good!”

Ah, yes. Things were finally starting to go better. But all of that can be ruined in a short time.

David’s morpher started to vibrate.

“Uh, my leg just fell asleep. Let me just walk it off…OUTSIDE!” said David, running out.

“But David-“

“I’ll be right back!”
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*Rock Quarry*

A morphed David sprinted to the action, where Bang ad Kyle were already getting beaten up by a monster with super speed.

“David, a little help?” said Kyle, while the monster was zooming past them.

“I don’t have time for this…” said David. He tripped the monster while he was running, sending him into the air and landed on the ground. “Forget about the ‘Judgement’ thing!” David said, zapping the monster and containing him.

“Now, if you’ll excuse me, Amy is waiting.” Said David, running off.

“Wow, he really is a good leader.” Said Kyle, who was then punched in the face by Bang.
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[Red_Maniac]

*The Theater of Fear*

David runs back in and sees a bored Amy.

“I’m here…I’m here…”

“David, where were you?”

“I told you, I was walking it-“

“David, I looked for you and couldn’t find you.”

“That’s…because I went outside!”

“David, I think I know what this is all about.”

Oh, no.

“You’re nervous, aren’t you?” asked Amy.

Phew.

“Yeah…I kind of am.”

“Well, I have to admit, I was too. So, let’s just forget about what happened and at least pretend to enjoy the movie.” Said Amy.

And so we did. And the movie started to get a little better.

”Wow…he really is the greatest ranger ever!” said Cole in the movie.

“ALL HAIL JEEBUS!” said the other 9 Rangers.

“I didn’t say he was that great…” said Cole, who was then beaten up by the other Red Rangers.

Ah…yes. No more distractions.

David’s morpher began to vibrate again.

Or not.

“Uh…I really have to use the bathroom.” Said David, who ran off yet again.

“DAVID! What about-“ but it was too late. “Ah, forget about it.” Said Amy.
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*The Rock Quarry that’s IN the city*

A morphed and exhausted David arrives, and sees Kyle and Bang battling a monster.

“I AM TEH OF FIGHTING!” proclaimed the monster.

“Ah, screw this.” David said, getting his blaster out. He shot the monster once and destroyed him.

“Whoa. Nice job, Da-“

“Gotta go!” said David, interrupting Kyle.
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David was sprinting as fast as he could, and ran into the theater. Right when he entered, he ran into Amy, who startled him.

“Amy! Why aren’t you in-“

“I found this on the ground.” Said Amy, showing David her morpher.

“Would you like to explain?”

Okay, David. Don’t tell her the truth. You can gget out of this.

“There’s been three monster attacks and I left so I can help Bang and Kyle!” David quickly confessed.

Damn it.

“Why didn’t you tell me?” asked Amy.

“I wanted this to go well. I didn’t want anything to distract us.”

“Well, you leaving in the middle didn’t help much!”

“I just wanted you to have a good time, and I thought that you wouldn’t like defending the city from psychotic monsters and robots on a date.”

“I wouldn’t mind that! And you shouldn’t have done that!”

“I just wanted to, you know, help you and do things for you!”

“I don’t want you to do things for me! If I told you that I want to commit suicide, would you do it instead?” Amy asked furiously.

“No, I’d kill you.” This only made Amy angrier.

“Do you know what I’m going to do now?” Amy asked.

“Oh! I’ll do it!” David said, grabbing a tub of popcorn and dumping it on his own head.

“When will you learn?” Amy said, storming off leaving David alone.

What just happened?

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night

David turned around to see Boom with his boom box playing “How to Save a Life.”

“Boom! Go away!” said David.

“Sorry.”

That day, we all suffered the consequences. The consequences of lying to your friend-

In the theater, many people passing by started pointing and laughing at him. David responded by kicking them in the groin.

Hurting someone-

In the Delta Command Base, Amy is just walking when a repaired S.O.P.H.I.E grabs her.

“Amy…I’ve been looking for you…”

Failing to do your master’s bidding-

*Elm-0’s world*

“BER-7! YOU FAILED AGAIN! Do you know what I’m going to do now?” said Elm-0.

“Kick him out… Kick him out…” said Erni-3

“I’m going to take out my anger on Erni-3!” said Elm-0.

“…oh, great.”

And for inviting criminals, monsters and other threats to the base for a party and destroying part of the base.

Piggy is scrubbing the floor.

“PIGGY! I wan the floor shiny that I can see my reflection on it!” shouted Doggie. Piggy began mocking him when he turned away. “WHAT WAS THAT?”

“Nothing, Commander. Son of a bitch…” said Piggy.

“That is true, you know.” Said Doggie.

TO BE CONTINUED…

[Red_Maniac]

Next Time on "Spandex"

• After the events that occured in the third episode, none of the Rangers can't even stand near each other.
• Z-Squad discovers their not-very-extraordinary genetic powers
• Z-Squad is ordered to defend U.S President George ?. Bush during his State of the Union speech.
• The President is nearly assasinated and Z-Squad chases the assasin in the SWAT Flyers in space while Commander Cruger stays to defend the president, who Doggie dislikes.
• The SWAT Flyers are seperated after an attack, and Amy and Bang are stranded with little oxygen.
• David also learns about Kyle's homeplanet, and why they eat everything in sight.